Bogelnya Si Luncai Dengan Labunya

Kalau aku ahli Umno dan baca posting Out Syed the Box “Apabila Pemimpin Sayang Yahudi”, mesti aku malu yang teramat sampai hantuk kepala kat dinding dan tak keluar rumah sampai bila – bila.

Lagilah kalau aku Pembesar Umno. Ala, macam Aziz Karpawi.

Kalau ikut cakap Aziz Karpawi punya telahan, Nampak gayanya Boss dia pun 2x5 je ngan DAP yang dia meluat sangat tu.

Institusi Yahudi gak yang company bawah Boss dia tu tala pi untuk bagi untung sangat besar.

Ironi yang kelakar gila rasanya bila Aziz Karpawi berdegar2 konon duit derma Berbillion Ringgit yang “allegedly” masuk akaun Boss dia tu untuk lawan DAP yang berdana dari Yahudi.

Tuduh buta lak tu, tak macam OutSyed buat siap ngan gambar dan fakta yang semua orang boleh Google.

Bogeyman Budak2

Ka Aziz Karpawi tak rasa apa2 pun? 

Untungnya besar gila tu. USD590m tu ingat sikit ka. Tambah kalau convert ke Ringgit yang tengah merundum jatuh sekarang.

Bergenerasi makan tak habih kalau orang Malaysia yang banyak kais pagi makan semalam ni.

Aku tak mau cakap orang Melayu sebab kaum lain pun ada ramai yang sekarang senak poket dalam fasa eko-no-money tika dan kala ini.

Lagi satu, Pembesar2 Umno yang ada kuasa ni, sikit2 nak lutu Bogeyman.

Bogeyman tu kalau ikut Google: "roh jahat khayalan , yang disebut biasanya untuk menakut-nakutkan kanak2” (atau orang tua – yang ni aku tambah la).

Orang tua tak tau malu nih.

Bukan bogel-man no. Jangan salah.

DAP la, Yahudi la, Kristian la, Iluminati la, Anwar la.

Ada saja Bogeyman Pembesar2 Umno ni.

Pembesar BN yang lain pun ada gak buat gini, tapi since depa bukan Melayu, depa tone down la sikit retorik  nak tunjuk liberal.

Tengok la Paul “Too much openness is akin to porn” Low.

Bogeyman gak la tu dengan literal emphasis on “Bogel, Man”.

Jadinya, bila tengok muka set2 Yahudi yang berkuasa di Goldman Sachs yang buat commission melalui syarikat yang berkait lansung dengan kerajaan Malaysia, takkan tak rasa ludah hala kat Bogeyman tu jatuh kat atas hidung kita balik?

Takkan takdak sikit pun rasa kecik sangat2 ego?

Kering gila kalau ye. Hebat sungguh pembesar Umno kalau ya.

I rest my case lah then.

Pakat2 terjun lah  kita ngan Labu kita dalam keadaan sedar kata kita ni dah telanjang bulat sebenarnya.

Wot in Heaven's Name?!

Why the hell does Dr Victor Von Doom go iron glove-to-indestructible-shield when he could have just blasted Cap Steve Rogers America to smithereens and tiny bits and pieces with his, urm, power blasts or something.

Must be the megalomaniac tendencies at work here: the satisfaction of doing one owns handiwork, in this case to pummel, pound and bash (Bah!) puny American icon.

Whatever.

He certainly got balls, this Victor Von Doom. Probably made of iron, too.

Unlike some people we know.


Anyhow, I have never come across this Marvel titles of "Super Villain Team-Up."

Not some lame-O characters ganging up, but super duper ones like Dr Doom and the Red Skull.

Nah.. It's probably a very, very short-lived teaming up as two megalomaniacs won't make it through the courtship.

Adios, folks. Be careless with your postings, okay.


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Nuff' said. Ciao.

Penentuan Pahala Posa aka PPP.

Kalau ikut kata Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri Jamil Khir, posting ni akan mengurangkan pahala puasa kalau ada sebut pasai 1MDB yang ada berunsur fitnah atau seangkatan dengannya.

Like, Forward, Komen dan lain2 yang berkaitan yang banyak2 tu pun sangkut gak, katanya di sini.

Al maklumlah 1MDB kan ada jasa kepada agama dan negara.

Agaknya kalau tanya kemusykilan tapi dengan nada penuh sinis kurang tak yek? Kurang jugak rasanya.

DAP punya Tony Pua seronokla sebab dia tak posa. Boleh belasah sungguh – sungguh bab ni.

Sarawak Report punya Clare Rewcastle Brown pun okay gak.

Kita – kita yang Melayu Muslim ni sangkut la. Rafizi, SakMongkol, Aspan Alias, Kadir Jasin, Apanama dan lain - lain. Depa - depa la. Ramai baca lak tu..

Oleh sebab itu, saya akan posting pendek sangat2 hari ni dan ianya bukan pasal 1MDB dan isu - isu berkaitan dengannya.

Sebaliknya, saya nak cerita pasal beli komik Marvel “Secret Wars” (yang dulu, bukan yang sekarang; gambar sebelah kanan) dapat beli buku terbaru Tunku Halim “ A Malaysian Restaurant in London” (nun di sebelah kiri) murah 20%.

Nak tahu saya beli kat mana?

Kat Borders Mutiara Damansara.  Ala, Borders. Yang manager Melayu  Muslim dia tu pernah kena hambat ngan Jawi pasal buku la jugak. Cerita lama lah tapinya sebab la ni dah lepas dah.

Okay lah. Dah cukup setakat ni. Tak nak posting banyak sangat. Letih posa.

Kepada Pak2 Menteri yang berposa, selamat berbuka nanti, Insha-allah. 

Kalau nak bunyi Arab, iftar. Kat Kedai Mamak operate 24 jam pun boleh. 

Pahala dapat asalkan ber, ummm, iftar awal waktu no.

In Need of a Hurrahiyipiekiaiyeoe Moment

What is it that some segment of the population could get and understand which the rest of us can’t seem to?

Really perplexing to see Umno Youth – including the much heralded KJ – going all Hurrahiyipiekiaiyeoe* after listening to PM Najib's “explanations” on the many questions posed to him.

Keeping in mind the questions, at least on the much maligned 1Em Dee Bee, have long been asked by the opposition Young Turks of Tony Pua, Rafizi and others for a long while now wayyyy before Dr Mahathir taking up the cudgel on the same set of questions.

Granted, the former PM’s questions get more prominence and suddenly, all hells broken lose.

Perhaps the rest of us are not seeing the big picture like the Umno Youth fellas and the Ketua Bahagians, eh?

Cannot be, what. Dr Mahathir is famous for this Big Picture mindset.

If he doesn’t get it, that really means something.

All manners of technicalities, perhaps?

Nahhh…. Pua and Rafizi have been yakking so much Goobledegookie tech stuff on the issues that would probably fill up a whole RM98-priced MBA student’s edition.

SO, what did the PM say that gets them so hyped up?

AND, why can’t the same hyped up hysteria be equally given to us Rakyats live through any one of the free TV channels?

Surely in this era of grimace-inducing, GST prompted, urm, profiteering and price hiking, we are entitled to some crowd surfing moments of our own?

So, how? Can or no can?

 * Similarities with Bruce Willis' famous "Yipikiyae Muther Bleeper" in the movie Die Hard (1988) is unintended.

Scoring Points and Keeping Tabs

Apparently the government has been keeping tabs on the things it’s done to and for the Rakyat at large.

Not just of late but as soon as the country hoisted its own Jalur Gemilang to replace the Union Jack some 55 years ago.

Hence, this statement by Info Minister Rais Yatim: “…The government has already decided to continue using the theme 'Janji Ditepati' (Promises Fulfilled) for the 55th Merdeka celebrations despite the criticisms, because since 1957 we have fulfilled almost 95% of what we have committed to achieve for the people.”

Hear that: 95%! Definitely a high score.

And here we thought that the politicians forming the executives of this country had been slogging throughout, you know, out of pure love for the country.

Keeping count is like having a black book of tabs to call in should there be a need to do so in the future.

So much for ikhlas-ness, eh?

BUT just how in heaven’s name do you compute on fulfilling commitments for the people?

The qualitative stuff such as roadworks, rails, ports, airports, buildings etc is QED though still argumentative, but what about the more subjective ones such as wellbeing (as opposed to pure monetary computation), nation building, solidarity, (ahem) patriotism etc.

How does someone derive the “95% Janji (telah) Di Tepati” scoreline?

Is there a national accounting book lying somewhere on commitments promised and things done to achieve the said commitments and targets?

What are the KPIs ? Did KPIs and the rest of the acronyms so synonymous with the current government existed back when Malaysia was still Tanah Melayu?

Does it extend to Sabah and Sarawak (and Singapore, too, for a short while) when they joined the Peninsular to become Malaysia in 1963?

Who is the bookkeeper of this “Commitments to the Rakyat and What’s Achieved to Date” register? Is there an audit to see who and what is slacking so that knuckles can be rapped?

Perhaps the Minister did not mean to let the cat out of the bag of this so-called national count keeping thingy: maybe it is supposed to be a hush, hush, super confidential, super secretive, PM's (and close allies) eyes and ears only, item.

Something like the Book of Secrets “discovered” by Nicholas “Benjamin Gates” Cage of the National Treasure franchise.

Now, THAT would be cool.

Merdeka Hopes Derailed Still

It has been a while now since I have ever enjoyed a real pang of patriotism come Merdeka Day celebrations.

This year’s promises to be no less a bummer of an event with already the federal government courting controversy by insisting in using a politically charged slogan as the Merdeka theme as well as an equally disturbing theme song.

The lame Merdeka logo debacle has yet to die its Malaysian death and here we hear that the song is not only ciplaked but ciplaked from our ever friendly neighbour with a fair dose of religiosity to boot…

Never mind the bodek-strong lyrics...

What are we: a bunch of sado - masochists or something? Or is someone trying to make a statement here?

(Wonder if the song will also die a sudden death just it the ill-fortuned mish mash of promotional statement masquerading as a logo cousin?)

We all know that the god-knows-when-its-gonna-be-called 13^th General Elections has got everyone at the precipice but why can’t for once politics is chucked out from the equation?

Is it too tall an order to ask for a non partisan Merdeka Celebrations this year?

Alas, far too late a hope.

Merdeka: Redux